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Zikku
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Fri 13 Jan 2:00

Oh, I Have another joke. Check this one out Razz

A midget walked into a tavern. He saw a horse tied to a chair with a hat turned upside on the chair with money in it.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Fri 13 Jan 2:01

The midget walked past the horse and asked the bartender,

"What is with the horse and the hat?"
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Fri 13 Jan 2:02

The bartender smiled and said,

"We are holding a contest to see who can make this horse laugh! The winner gets all of the money in the hat"


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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Fri 13 Jan 2:04

The midget smiled, and then whispered into the horse's ear.

The horse started laughing uncontrollably, so the bartender gave the midget all of the money in the hat.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Fri 13 Jan 2:08

The next night, the midget came back in. He asked the bartender what the contest was this time. There was even more money in the hat. So the bartender repsonded,

"It's to make the horse cry now!"


(I'm going to kill this post, I had to edit it over 4 times Evil or Very Mad)
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Fri 13 Jan 2:20

The midget took the horse into the bathroom.

A few minutes passed, and they came out.

The horse was bawling his eyes out, so the bartender asked,


"What did you do to him???"

He simply smiled and replied,

"Yesterday, I told him that my dick was bigger than his. Now, I showed him."
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Sun 15 Jan 0:38

...
Suspect
No comments...
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Sun 15 Jan 0:47

*awkward silence*

Anara nods and smiles...

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Sun 15 Jan 1:35

...There's a long moment of silence....XD
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Sun 15 Jan 7:26

Me likey silence ... Sad *still upset about admin thing*
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Mon 16 Jan 1:59

yay silence ^^ *tumbleweed blows by with the sound of the wind*

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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Mon 16 Jan 2:13

Ah, stop being upset Zikku, you merit to be an admin! And you will become one! (don't know how or when...but that's a detail Rolling Eyes )
hihihihhihi
LOL TO THE WORLD! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Wed 18 Jan 22:32

*Agrees with the strip search idea from the other thread* What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Thu 19 Jan 1:50

Hein? Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Fri 20 Jan 22:29

naaaah *decides against it* ..... Suspect

....... Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Fri 20 Jan 22:33

....
Yeah.... Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Fri 20 Jan 22:35

Suspect ... what were we talking about?
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Fri 20 Jan 23:14

That's what I was wondering What a Face ...
That's a good question... Like a Star @ heaven
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Sat 21 Jan 3:05

I made a homepage for our LOL club Surprised

Just go to http://www.zikky-zikky.piczo.com/ and then click on the link that says LOL homepage Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Sat 21 Jan 4:26

lol awesome ^.^

I didn't know Chantal was a member... yay we now have 4!!


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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Sun 22 Jan 6:14

yesh XD
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Mon 23 Jan 3:41

Yay! How many are we in the club?
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Wed 25 Jan 20:56

so far? ... just 4 XD

I'll see if I can get some more giggly girls to join

*thinks Ryoko is a PEFECT victim... er.. i mean target.... um.... volunteer?* ...... Embarassed

.... HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS FUCKING WIERD!!!

Ok, i was gonna hit the "submit" button but then some random wierd-ish (looked like a funky horrid paint job) that said "HI" and then a smiliey face... and then some awkward line that didn't look like anything....
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Wed 25 Jan 20:58

nevermind.... Scotty was just fuckin' with the computer links and messin' with me Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Chat Spot!   Wed 25 Jan 21:33

lol I saw Ryoko registered on Dark Heaven... but she never actually posted...

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